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E.M.T.

Emergency Meal Transport

SKU: EMT
Sale price$25.00
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Waterproof Interior Lining

"Donor" ID Tag Included

Convenient, multi-functional size

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Emergency Meal Transport.

Fred's E.M.T. insulated tote will keep your precious ham sandwich and beer chilled, prepped, and ready to transplant right into your waiting stomach! Note: this bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers! Each bag has a foam-insulated water-proof lining, a mesh interior pouch, and an 'organ donor' ID tag.

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 13 reviews.

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ATTENTION ALL HEALTHCARE DRONES

"This lunchbox is always great for a laugh. Unless you happen to be carrying it when you’re in an elevator with an actual organ procurement tech with the real thing (true story. No apologies). If you can’t laugh, you cry, right? Anyway, you should definitely get one, regardless of your current profession. Stuff like this is why we love you, Fred. And don’t even think about discontinuing it! I’m actually very happy to know I can still get one after all these years."

Stacy (5/5)

"sooo cute. . . for my husbands lunchbag"

Khaye (5/5)

I’ve wanted this lunch bag for a while now

"And I finally got it! Feels very high quality and well-made. I add photos of when it got to me: Highly recommend."

Paola M. (5/5)

"Excellent quality"

Evelyn (5/5)

Gave as a gift they

"Gave as a gift they loved it"

heather b. (5/5)

Absolutely LOVE This Lunch Bag

"I saw this lunch bag on my son's counter when we were moving him to a new apartment and I just HAD to have one! Perfect size, works great and turns heads (normally in the other direction). I don't have to worry about getting my lunch stolen at work any longer. I added the blood transfusion bag from my own stock of oddities. Overall effect is fantastic!"

Kenneth F. (5/5)

"Everything made me laugh!!!"

Chris (5/5)

Definitely the way to keep

"Definitely the way to keep a kid's lunchbox from being stolen"

tina h. (5/5)

Second time purchase

"This is the second time I have bought this exact bag. The previous time was a decade prior. In the ten years I have owned this bag it had just begun to develop holes and rips. The new one is around an inch smaller all around but not due to being smaller to begin with. It is smaller because the bag stretched so much over the years instead of tearing from use. This is very highly crafted quality and I would super recommend it for anyone even thinking about it for a second. You will not regret your purchase. I get comments on mine all the time!!"

Alicia I. (5/5)

For my sister

"My sister works at a hospital and it is pretty funny when coworkers see her bringing her lunch in."

Greg O. (5/5)

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